THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF MEALS DEALS FML

These days, I place skittles up my vagina, to become cute for my boyfriend on valentines working day, so I'd personally style great. As he was ingesting me out, he pushed just one skittle up to date and couldn't get it out. I resulted in up from the ER for 4 hours, with laughing nurses. FML.his 2 daughters are irresponsible and unreliable hero